Using the Agile framework we built our fault tolerant app to maintain uptime even when the individual micro service fails to maintain our 9.999 SLA.

/S

Wow four nines!

I remember when I was younger seeing how fast some products were developed and I was like “wow, how do they get these produced and tested so fast?”

As I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realize they just don’t test a lot of the time. Or don’t do proper testing.

Wow, 9.999 sore Louisianan assholes!

That’s almost ten!

I work on a help desk that also assists with testing before a change is made to production. This meme was well received in our group chat.

so you do test on animals

So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

Specifically on the customers

Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

I need this as a poster

Context dependent..

I want a patch. Heck, I'd settle for a sticker.

My laptop doesn't have stickers all over it, but this could be my gateway sticker.

So testing on animals?

Which are animals.

Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

Do i count as animal too? For the last weeks i had to fix userstorys and code clearly AI writen for a coworker. I CANT SEE AZURE BOARD ANYMORE IM SICK OF IT!

Testing on animals in prpduction?!

It could just be a simple layer mistake

Animals would be preferable. I reckon a chipmunk would be able to understand the instructions, it's only humans that fuck it up that bad.

Because who else would raise a support ticket because the first name field doesn't allow emoji? Or ask for a Braille language option, it's still English Karen, it's basically just a font, and there's no point anyway without a braille output, just putting the dots on the screen isn't helpful. That one got closed as it "won't fix" since there's no one in the organisation who's blind and it's mostly a hardware problem anyway.