<![CDATA[Slrpnk.net is down]]>Looks like our servers are on the fritz again. Usually we aren't out of commission for too long. Hopefully we are back soon.

]]>https://citiverse.it/topic/3056af2d-bab7-4bc9-a0ab-d4a41b929777/slrpnk.net-is-downRSS for NodeFri, 23 Oct 2026 09:29:14 GMTThu, 22 Oct 2026 19:05:45 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 23:45:00 GMT]]>No no no, silly. It's PHP, remember? P H P

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://piefed.social/comment/13417918https://citiverse.it/post/https://piefed.social/comment/13417918Thu, 22 Oct 2026 23:45:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 23:17:15 GMT]]>Get off the internet and go outside!

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://piefed.social/comment/13417629https://citiverse.it/post/https://piefed.social/comment/13417629Thu, 22 Oct 2026 23:17:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 23:12:59 GMT]]>I really like that idea, yet here I am circumventing it.

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27335292https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27335292Thu, 22 Oct 2026 23:12:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:53:42 GMT]]>

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.zip/comment/29592637https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.zip/comment/29592637Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:53:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:06:12 GMT]]>Who are we to question a process that works?

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/26473171https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/26473171Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:06:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 21:52:25 GMT]]>Lol yeah. I'm almost done reposting the original posts from the old community.

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://retrolemmy.com/comment/22216556https://citiverse.it/post/https://retrolemmy.com/comment/22216556Thu, 22 Oct 2026 21:52:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 21:49:29 GMT]]>I'm pretty sure the downtime is just for enforced grass-touching.

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://piefed.social/comment/13416734https://citiverse.it/post/https://piefed.social/comment/13416734Thu, 22 Oct 2026 21:49:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 21:03:36 GMT]]>Bad luck for Ecospheres community

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://piefed.zip/comment/7673350https://citiverse.it/post/https://piefed.zip/comment/7673350Thu, 22 Oct 2026 21:03:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 21:02:48 GMT]]>That's why I have this account. I only have to break it out once or twice a year, honestly. For the most part out server is pretty stable, but then every now and then, a rare Azorian moss creeps in though the window hosting the server, and begins to colonize. This results in much delicate work, as @ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net and @poVoq@slrpnk.net carefully scrape the moss off the motherboards, using hori-hori knives imported directly from Japan. They then coax the moss onto several 9x13 Pyrex dishes loaded with a home made agar and begin the trek up Mount Pico, to relocate the moss to its natural habitat. This is only done under light or a full moon and with much chanting. If done right, a Satyr emerges from the bushes (erect phallus and all), playing melodic flute music, and thanks them for restoring the nomadic moss back to the wild. After a few moments of awkward silence for both the admins walk back down the slope, wondering what actually just fucking happened, and how this became part of the routine maintenance of the server.

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27333192https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27333192Thu, 22 Oct 2026 21:02:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 20:53:03 GMT]]>I really need to cool it on the shitposting...

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27332983https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27332983Thu, 22 Oct 2026 20:53:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 20:52:06 GMT]]>Well, fortunately, it's the Fediverse, so you can make a backup account on one of the many alternate instances out there and keep on trucking until they come back up.

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27332942https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27332942Thu, 22 Oct 2026 20:52:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 20:28:07 GMT]]>Every time this happens, I think to myself, I should back up and restore settings to my alts, so it's not as irritating next time. And then I forget.

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.zip/comment/29590176https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.zip/comment/29590176Thu, 22 Oct 2026 20:28:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 20:18:46 GMT]]>

Usually we aren’t out of commission for too long.

Bad news on that front, from Lemmy General Matrix chat:

poVoq (slrpnk.net) on Matrix: "slrpnk.net is currently down and it might take a while for it to come back 😥. long story..."

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://feddit.uk/comment/28247127https://citiverse.it/post/https://feddit.uk/comment/28247127Thu, 22 Oct 2026 20:18:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 19:48:08 GMT]]>img

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://discuss.online/comment/25303143https://citiverse.it/post/https://discuss.online/comment/25303143Thu, 22 Oct 2026 19:48:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 19:23:01 GMT]]>Me? I'm the punk...I think? Definitely a lot of solar chops, but I think a lot differently than my illustrious server members.

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27331359https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27331359Thu, 22 Oct 2026 19:23:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 19:13:38 GMT]]>Which one is this - the slr or the pnk? 🫠🤪

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://discuss.online/comment/25302557https://citiverse.it/post/https://discuss.online/comment/25302557Thu, 22 Oct 2026 19:13:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Slrpnk.net is down on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 19:09:43 GMT]]>@Kris@feddit.org give the server a smack with the old convincer, will ya?

]]>https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27331102https://citiverse.it/post/https://lemmy.today/comment/27331102Thu, 22 Oct 2026 19:09:43 GMT